If someone shows you their colon
You really ought to be hopin’
That the parentheses that follows it
Is closed rather than open. : )
My top-three emojis on my phone
Are 🎆, ❤️, and 🤑.
I consider this proof I’m American.
Also (just to rhyme): 🐇
Blue are the violets.
Red are the roses.
In this era of graphical innovation
Why do none of these 😀 have noses?