: ) vs. πŸ˜€ – Still Better Than The Movie

If someone shows you their colon

You really ought to be hopin’

That the parentheses that follows it

Is closed rather than open. : )

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My top-three emojis on my phone

Are πŸŽ†, ❀️, and πŸ€‘.

I consider this proof I’m American.

Also (just to rhyme): πŸ‡

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Blue are the violets.

Red are the roses.

In this era of graphical innovation

Why do none of these πŸ˜€ have noses?

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