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You might suspect that I,
Being a musician and a poet,
Do not make a lot of dough,
And I’d reply “Don’t you know it!”
As an extra special bonus
For acting on this page
We can rid the site of ads
That bring us all a lot of rage,
So why not give three cents a day
To never see an ad?
As a bonus maybe I can eat
And the poems won’t be so bad!