Feed Me?

https://www.patreon.com/Thedailytravesty

You might suspect that I,

Being a musician and a poet,

Do not make a lot of dough,

And I’d reply “Don’t you know it!”

As an extra special bonus

For acting on this page

We can rid the site of ads

That bring us all a lot of rage,

So why not give three cents a day

To never see an ad?

As a bonus maybe I can eat

And the poems won’t be so bad!

https://www.patreon.com/Thedailytravesty