Lore drop: “No cap fam”
When said to boomers does not
Make them press F, chat.
Forty Days Of Water Not Enough? Fire’s Turn ; )
So people are being naughty
And God floods the entire world
And everybody dies unless
On Noah’s ark they’re curled.
Then the dinosaurs get off the ark
And continue their ungodly acts
And though the Bible doesn’t say it
We can all guess how God reacts…
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Musician Logic
9:00 PM practice
Because people play better
After a long day
Unintended Consequences
A candle popped over my head
As my epiphany did start:
Perhaps making that time machine
Turned out to not be smart.
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Today In Headlines That Never Existed:
Government program
Accomplished its goals, and so
We’ll drop your taxes.
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12 Years Later The 12’s Get Revenge
There was a redhead from Seattle
Who beat the bad sheep in a battle.
Four teams had a chance
To ask Darnold to dance
And now they’ve all heard death’s rattle.
Two weeks from now we will play
An opponent much worse than LA.
We’ve found our new guy
So fly, Seahawks, fly!
(Unless Woolen somehow gets his way).
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Mixed Opinions
“Greenland” is a name
That does not describe the place,
Like “United States”
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That Birch!
I bought a leaf blower the other day
And my trees are so happy it’s crazy.
I asked one tree “Why do you smile at me?”
Tree said, “Well, my wife’s gotten lazy…”
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Government In A Nutshell
“Can we all agree…”
“No! You didn’t vote like me!”
“…That kittens are cute?”
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The Daily Travesty 