Buy My Books

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Of my eBooks and Anthologies.

They are offered for your pleasure

With my humblest apologies.

Sex, Lies, and Poetry: “Love” Poems from The Daily Travesty

My first book! This is a collection of many of my favorite poems, loosely centered on the theme of love.

Tepid Gruel

My most loosely-themed book yet! This is a collection of all the best unpublished short poetry ever to spring from my mind, and would look gorgeous sitting beside your toilet!

Mostly Crap: A Decade With The Daily Travesty

This is my latest, a way to catch up

Without two girls or even one cup.

It’s the best of the adequate,

Collected for you

And if you hate your family

Watch what this gift can do!