What if the zombie apocalypse happened
And humans have already died
And we’re all undead, but inside our heads
Reality’s fully denied
And we go on thinking “this burger is yummy”
When really we’re eating a brain?
It may not be true but, between me and you,
It’s a thought I just might entertain…
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For some it is abortion,
Gun rights, free speech, or war;
For others, immigration
Decides who you’re voting for.
I think an underrated issue
That would influence my vote
Is your opinion on the legality
Of building your own moat.
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Why and what and where and when
And tell me who are you again?
That’s great! Now I really know
Where I will never, ever go.
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There were two Washington teams
Both with football victory dreams
But one took command
And threw proverbial pocket sand
And now Seattle is filled with screams
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Everyone agrees
Capes are cool, and yet instead
People wear neckties…
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Remember when having a car
And kinda playing the guitar
Meant you were the top percent of men?
Ah, the world was good back then!
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God gave men sticks to write on walls,
Club animals, and scratch their balls.
God gave women mouths to say
“Why won’t boys put their sticks away?”
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What if everything’s human
But in all shapes and sizes
With different colors and textures
And numbers of eyes-es
And we are the luckies
Who were born kinda pasty,
Good at thinking and crying
But not very tasty?
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