Want to play a game?
Three hours later we win.
A-plus Sunday night!
Four Types Of People In A Trenchcoat
Some people dress up like the past
And call it a renaissance fair.
Some people dress up like the future
And call it fashion week.
Some people dress up like the present
And they’re all just sort of there…
I don’t dress at all anymore
And just hope someone takes a peek.
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The “Reality Is A Simulation” Theory Just Got An October Update
What if the zombie apocalypse happened
And humans have already died
And we’re all undead, but inside our heads
Reality’s fully denied
And we go on thinking “this burger is yummy”
When really we’re eating a brain?
It may not be true but, between me and you,
It’s a thought I just might entertain…
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If You Say “Permit”, Then You Ain’t It
For some it is abortion,
Gun rights, free speech, or war;
For others, immigration
Decides who you’re voting for.
I think an underrated issue
That would influence my vote
Is your opinion on the legality
Of building your own moat.
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My Response When Invited To Social Gatherings
Why and what and where and when
And tell me who are you again?
That’s great! Now I really know
Where I will never, ever go.
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33-31
There were two Washington teams
Both with football victory dreams
But one took command
And threw proverbial pocket sand
And now Seattle is filled with screams
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Social Change When?
Everyone agrees
Capes are cool, and yet instead
People wear neckties…
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But Have The Standards Risen Or Lowered?
Remember when having a car
And kinda playing the guitar
Meant you were the top percent of men?
Ah, the world was good back then!
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