We used to have passwords
But those were insecure.
Now we use authenticators
So we can know for sure
That the person who entered their password
And scanned their fingerprint and eye
To send an “I forgot my password” link
Is not, in fact, AI.
Limerick vs. LinkedIn
There once was a guy named Bob
Who’d never had a job.
He lived on his own
Died all alone,
Decomposed into an unrecognizable blob.
OR
Writing to share the memory of my beloved colleague and life coach, Robert.
He was a man of unparalleled entrepreneurial vision,
A self-made man and independent thinker
Who lived life on his own terms.
His passing inspires us all to further our ownership,
Reflect on our humility,
And scale our amorphous impacts toward the next incarnation of progress.
Hey Boss, Today I’ve Prepared This 8-Hour Video For You Showing How Your Employee Spends A Typical Workday. It Will Be Graded
When a teacher is sick
They call in a sub
Who may or may not know the material.
I think all jobs
Should have similar deals
When they contract something bacterial.
If you get a cough
Or an ache or a wheeze
Your workplace will fet on a call
With some guy named “Jake”
Who comes to your desk
And proceeds to do no work at all.
I don’t want this deal
Because I slack off
Or because it will help anyone;
I want this because
If I could have any job
“Substitute you” would be pretty fun.
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Short Form Content
Haikus prove Japan
Thought of TikTok poetry
Way before the world.
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You Know They Type
My friend parked in the special spots
With the picture of Professor Xavier.
If he stayed, he’d get a ticket
So I became his savior.
“You’re not allowed to park there,” I said.
“It’s reserved for people with disabilities
“Like fans of foreign movies
“And those who say ‘white fragility.’”
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Big Yikes! Finna Be Salty
Lore drop: “No cap fam”
When said to boomers does not
Make them press F, chat.
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Forty Days Of Water Not Enough? Fire’s Turn ; )
So people are being naughty
And God floods the entire world
And everybody dies unless
On Noah’s ark they’re curled.
Then the dinosaurs get off the ark
And continue their ungodly acts
And though the Bible doesn’t say it
We can all guess how God reacts…
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Musician Logic
9:00 PM practice
Because people play better
After a long day
Unintended Consequences
A candle popped over my head
As my epiphany did start:
Perhaps making that time machine
Turned out to not be smart.
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Today In Headlines That Never Existed:
Government program
Accomplished its goals, and so
We’ll drop your taxes.
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The Daily Travesty 