Dedicated to the memory of the first “Pop Songs.”
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Tonight
I’m gonna love lovin’ you
Tonight
You’re gonna be my first true
You betcha, I’m gonna getcha
Baby, Oh oh!
Tonight
We’re goin’ downtown, babe.
Tonight
Gonna meet with my cousin, Gabe.
I’m in the mood, you’re looking good.
Gabe-y, oh oh!
Baby
Oh yeah
Oo-ooh
Oo-Oo
Baby
Shing-a-ling-a-ding
Tonight.
Tonight
We’re gonna strum three chords.
Tonight
We’re gonna calve like fjords.
I’ll be your Malfoy if you’ll be my Goyle.
Crabbe-y, oh oh!
Tonight
I’m gonna write you a rhyme.
Tonight
We’ll have our Rosemary thyme.
Was I inspired when this song was sired?
Maybe, oh oh!
Baby
Oh yeah
Oo-ooh
Oo-Oo
Baby
Humma-humma-strumma-strumma
This song just gets dumma ‘n dumma
Parsley and sage can’t express my rage!
Looking around
For words that end with the same sound!
Mispronounced Harry Potter villains
Interferin’ with our chillin’s.
Shing-a-ling-a-ding
(Dramatic pause)
Tonight.
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