Their was a young duckling
And a small piglet suckling,
Both unaware of the other.
They were quite alike,
Since they both were named Spike,
And they both had a father and mother.
While Spike the pig
Grew up really big
And eventually turned into sausage.
The duckling, who’s wiser
Is a financial adviser
Who tells wealthy clients of lossage.
What a strange happenstance
That despite circumstance
The Spikes never did meet each other.
The pig never learned
That a gold, swimming bird
Had also a father and mother.
And the duckling named Spike
He never did hike
or fly past his name-sharer’s farm. Uh…
I think that it’s neat
that the two didn’t meet.
This is solid proof that there’s Karma.
Coincidence is fun that way.
That Spike, pig, to duck didn’t say,
“Why hello there chap.
You’ve got wings that can flap,”
Before good duckling Spike flew away.
The Daily Travesty 