Theodore walked down the street
Wearing nothing but a smile.
Several people stared at him,
and several thought it was vile.
He grinned at children, moms and dads
And single people too.
He stuck his tongue out, licked his lips,
And knelt to take a poo.
Someone called the cops, they say,
‘Cause police arrived in minutes.
They chased Theo through the fray
And tried their best to pin it.
But towards the altercation
A tough young lad had stepped.
He said “That’s my dalmation.
He got out from where he was kept.”
So the police turned over Theo,
and the lad was justly fined.
That’s my tale. Now I can see yo’
Have a dirty mind.
The Daily Travesty 