My Wishes (The plasma gun song)

I wish I had a Plasma Gun

‘Cause that would be a lot of fun.

You can bet I wouldn’t set it on stun!

I wish I had a Plasma Gun.

I wish I had a Lightsaber

And a suit of armor like Darth Vader

And claim paternity over total strangers.

I wish I had a lightsaber.

I wish I had a Jetpack

Because it rhymes with Net Hack.

Flying through the air with a backpack,

I wish I had a Jetpack.

If I had all these wishes

I’d shoot and lightsaber some fishes.

Then I’d fly away with my bitches,

And I’d never again wash the dishes!