I think the Subway footlong
Should be renamed “My penis.”
Some people might be put wrong,
But it’s catchy anyway.
You go into a Subway
And order up a sandwitch.
To you they bring a highway,
To me they bring a french fry.
Subway could negotiate
A deal with the TSA.
The scan your body make you wait
Until they send on your data on its way.
You tire of waiting on your vacation to Hungary
But the TSA catches you and hauls you off.
As you walk, one says “I’m could use a snack. I’m the tiniest bit hungry.”
The other says “I’ve got a nickel. Make him buy a sandwich for you.”
All in all, I think it should be done.
I just feel sorry for women who like foot longs.
(Which, admit it ladies, you all do).
The Daily Travesty 