Far off in the Sahara
There’s a very powerful man.
He lives among the cacti
And he’s got a snazzy tan.
He wears a cape around his neck
And fights for justice high.
He’s a friendly superhero,
And he’s known as cactus guy!
Cactus Guy!
He makes bad guys feel sickly.
Cactus Guy!
Though his manner is quite prickly.
Cactus Guy!
He can exercise his joints!
And when he speaks in public,
He brings up many, many good points.
He fights off guys like “Sandman”
Without blinking an eye.
He beats off crooks like “Scorpion”
‘Cause he is Cactus Guy!
He could take on the Joker
Or the Riddler in his sleep.
He helps the poor and innocent,
‘Cause he is not a creep.
Cactus Guy!
He drives a Prius, ’cause he’s green!
Cactus Guy!
His favorite actor’s Charlie Sheen!
Cactus Guy!
Now it’s time for him to leave,
But if you need to contact him
His roommate’s name is Steve!
The Daily Travesty 