‘Twas evening, after sunset,
And it was dark outside,
Without natural light save from the stars.
I was going for a ride.
I was riding in a car
That had four round, black wheels
And electronic fuel injection,
Like the cars of Navy Seals.
I am not a navy seal,
But the anecdote worked.
And as I drove, I saw a stop light,
And I realized I was furked.
I slammed on my brakes to stop,
But I slammed much too late.
I burned up my round black tires, yes,
Before I crashed into fate.
Fortunately, in this case
Fate was on its lunch break.
Basically I just drove at night, but
This was a more int’resting take.
The Daily Travesty 