I’ve heard you pose the question
More often than you should,
About the amount of wood I would chuck
Were I able to chuck wood.
First, I can chuck wood.
Let’s just put that out there.
But this woodchuck doesn’t chuck much wood,
‘Cause this woodchuck doesn’t care.
After all, you can chuck wood too.
How often do you do that?
It’s a highly overrated job
For which I am too fat.
So here’s your stupid answer
From the mouth of this woodchuck.
I do chuck wood, but not as much as I should,
Cause the woodchuck doesn’t give a
Hey look, an acorn!
The Daily Travesty 