Welcome

Welcome, dear reader, to my blog’s first post

On which terrible poems reside.

These travesties will likely, though I don’t mean to boast,

Cause you to wish you have died.

Alas you are living, and still reading this,

A fact that makes one of us happy.

If it is you, then I manage to murmur and hiss

That I’m pleased you don’t find this post crappy.

Since this post is my first, prudent it is

To explain what this blog soon will hold.

Things that will make your mind bubble and fizz

And some amusing things too, I am told.

A poem a day is this man’s noble goal,

And I’ll endeavor my best to comply.

But the hour is late, and it’s taking its toll,

so ’til tomorrow, dear reader, good bye!