There once was a man from Junyper
Whose name was, in fact, Peter Piper.
He picked peppers one day,
In a tongue tying way,
And played tediously with a viper.
The viper mistook him as female,
And read aloud an old chain email.
“Eat the apple,” it said,
“‘Cause it’s temptingly red.”
So he did, and this line rhymes with Shemale.
Pete took apples back home to Eve,
Who was flirting with some guy named Steve.
Pete’s named changed to Adam.
Steve took a swing at ’em,
So Adam decided to leave.
Thus Eve never ate up the apple,
And she and Steve shared lemon Snapple.
So ask preacher man
As soon as you can
To read this bad poem at chapel.
The Daily Travesty 