There once was a golden age
When affording things was all the rage.
With an outlook so sunny
We printed more money
And cranked up the minimum wage…
Tag Archives: Limerick
Seriously… What Was That?
There once was a Super Bowl team
Who were stronger than they might seem.
They weren’t feeling like kneeling
Or seal-the-dealing
And now San Fran is living the dream.
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Legal Advice
“Where there’s a will, there’s a way.“
That’s what my lawyer did say
When he wrote me a will
And then sent me a bill
And I told him that I couldn’t pay.
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NFL Day One
There was a QB from Seattle
Who started a climactic battle
And then he was down
And that makes me frown
But we hope it’s not more than a rattle
…
There was a Seattle defense
With stats that just didn’t make sense.
They took the ball away
Then they took it away
Then they took it again
And the Patriots haven’t smiled since.
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We’re From The Government And We’re Here To Help
There once was a system that worked
Which made administrative ears be perked
So they followed the scoop
And in they did swoop
And the system’s officially gurked.
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Equity
There once was an academic class
That everyone would always pass,
So students did no work
And got A’s as a perk
And that’s why the job market’s ass.
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When People Ask Why I Keep Writing
One day, organized crime
Will decide that now is the time
To launder some money
Through low art that is funny
And also just happens to rhyme.
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D&D Players Know This Well
There once was a wizard of fire
Who was wont to displays of great ire
That involved fireballs
Amidst narrow walls
And this made his companions retire
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One’m Really Sorry Guys…
There once was a Roman dragoon
Who got stabbed by a harpoon.
The medic said, “He
“Really needs an IV.”
The Roman said, “It’s a four, you buffoon!”
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