Tag Archives: Limerick

Batman

There once was a comic detective

Who had a unique bat perspective.

He had gadgets and jokes

‘Til the Hollywood folks

Said “Do more, but the fun is defective.”

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Double-O One Through Six

There was a fantabulous spy

Who was put in a death trap to die.

His life then did cease

And the world knew no peace.

If you’ve never heard of him, that’s why.

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“Noble”

There once was a noble chihuahua

Whose owner was trapped in the shower.

He flew like an ace

To bite her on the face

Then barked nonstop for 24 hours.

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In The Distance, China Just Laughs

There once was an admiral poll

That asked “how to meet our recruiting goal”

Options one was “Raise pay”

Option two was “Be gay”

And the navy said “‘Kay queens, let’s roll”

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After A While, You Take What Puns You Can Get

There once was a plant from Japan

That had varicose veins and went snap. An

Evening I glanced it

And it unzipped my pants. It

Turns out it was a veinous fly trap.

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Everyone Loves Being Notified Of The Ordinary Life Of Acquaintances

There once was a millennial parent

Who thought it completely apparent

That people online

Wanted to see their kids doing fine

But it turns out those people did caren’t.

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Avatar, And The Poet Who Just Emerged From His Rock

There once was a billion-dollar movie

About some blue guys who were groovy.

I watched it tonight

And now I’ve seen the light

And I’m up to date with 2005. (Woohoo vee).

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I’m In A Sorry State

The was a Virginian from Idaho

Who brought from Alaska a pile of snow.

Iowa him a debt

Hawaii’ll pay? Don’t know yet

I’m Missouri-able, and might flee to Mexico.

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Batman!

There once was a millionaire socialite

Who liked to dress up and fight crime at night.

First he’d battle a villain

Then go home and be chillin’

And so far he’s exclusively white.

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My Dirt On The Clintons

Once, a president under duress

Confessed to a great deal of stress.

‘Twas beyond his reach

To deliver a speech

So he gave out an email address.

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There was a political genius

Who possessed such a marvelous keenness.

He’d be more beloved, except

His PR was inept

On the point of interns and his penius.

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