Mail Order Affluence

So long suckas!

I got a lucky break!

A crown Prince from Nigeria

Has had trouble with the banks.

He’s offering me a deal

That I cannot refuse.

A hundred million dollars,

And he says it’s not a ruse.

I sent off to him my SSN

and bank account info today.

I should be awfully wealthy

By Sunday, and then hey!

Hey I’m stinking rich, all y’all!

Hey I’m as kingly as Kong.

And I helped bring about a dictator’s downfall.

What about this could possibly be wrong?