K Man

I think North America
Should no longer be a continent,
And should stop speaking English
Since it causes so much discontent.

We no longer bother to say “OK,”
Settling for just the second letter,
And just add “man” to any phrase
And man, that phrase gets better.

So my argument is this-
We should take this great dry land
And join back up with England, man,
As another Cayman Island.