Old-Time Religion

There is something inherently scary
About playing an organ late at night.
Might be Hollywood cliche,
But it still causes some fright.

There’s nothing scary at all
About a piano at midday.
It’s just one of those things
You don’t care about either way.

An accordion is happy
Anytime at all.
That’s why I go to an accordion church
That just happens to be at the mall.