Hush little humans
On your little web.
I’ve heard what you have to say.
I get all your points
About women’s equality
And equal marriage for the gay.
I get that you love
Your body and stuff.
I don’t mind pictures of your meal.
Just don’t be expectant
That your Upworthy link
Is enough to make me squeal.
I’m all for justice,
I’m all for change,
And I’ll give all your causes a look.
I just wish for a day
Your beliefs went away
And I could be bourgeois on Facebook.
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