I hunted for the Red October
But only found the blue.
I know it ‘s only second best,
But I brought it here for you.
I left it on your doorstep
‘Cause it seemed a reasonable spot.
Too bad your boat was so tiny,
But hey, you can buy another yacht.
I just want to see you smile
And hug you with all eight arms.
I’ll try to be oh-so-gentle,
But sometime I do harms.
I love you sailor, yes I do.
Can’t you love this kraken too?