We make jokes about things
That make us uncomfortable
Like excrement, sex, farts, and lawyers.
I’m inclined to question
Why there aren’t more jokes
About child birth, plastic chairs, and employers.
Perhaps it’s because
We can’t get the jokes out,
Or they’re just a pain in the ass
Or maybe it’s that,
Though your skills are impressive,
This time they’re going to pass.
The Daily Travesty 