A Declaration of Independence From Humorless People

When in the course

Of humor events

It becomes necessary

To sever ties

Because jokes about Catholics,

Jews and Gents,*

Fat people and others

Are not always wise,

Then its time to move on

To where humor’s a sense

That people possess.

That’s just what I think.

So go somewhere unfollowable

By the immense,

The political and religious,

And flash them a wink.
*Abbreviation of “Gentiles.” Yes, I’m that stretched for a rhyme.

Happy Weekend!