So long suckas!
I got a lucky break!
A crown Prince from Nigeria
Has had trouble with the banks.
He’s offering me a deal
That I cannot refuse.
A hundred million dollars,
And he says it’s not a ruse.
I sent off to him my SSN
and bank account info today.
I should be awfully wealthy
By Sunday, and then hey!
Hey I’m stinking rich, all y’all!
Hey I’m as kingly as Kong.
And I helped bring about a dictator’s downfall.
What about this could possibly be wrong?
The Daily Travesty 