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April 11, 2017 · 10:40 pm

Rufus (Street Fighter IV)

750 pounds

Of animated lard

Who beats the crap out of little girls

And thinks it’s really hard.

He does a six-foot vertical jump

And a pirouette in the air.

Now I need to insert coins…

Life sure isn’t fair.

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