“Darling, I want you to quite your job
As a women’s fitness guru.
I don’t like you being around those skinny women.”
“With some work honey, you could be one too!”
“I really love this video game.
I really really do!
It’s unlike anything in my life right now:
It’s makes me feel like a dream came true.”
My wife told me a joke today.
“What’s purple and wears a bra?”
I answered with the first thing on my mind.
“Could it be my mother in law?”
“Why honey, it’s time
For me to give you thanks.
I had the orgasm of my life today
When you drove me to the sperm banks.”
The Daily Travesty 