I thought the play was boring,
So trite and lacking plot
Yet all the other audience
Was liking it a lot.
The outrage came at halftime
When Godeau arrived at last
And everybody left in a huff
Including all the cast.
Godeau to me apologized
For being many decades late
And together we wrote a play
That non-artsy folks won’t hate.
It’s coming to a theatre
Near you and you should go
But waiting for performance dates
Is much like waiting for Godeau.
The Daily Travesty 