I needed a haircut and a shave
But was cash supply was small.
I thought I had a solution
When I visited the mall.
Eleven dollars later
I found proof that I was wrong
Because, while most of my hair was no longer there,
What was left was way too long.
And so I swore off barbers,
And I bought a bottle of Nair.
I’d save time and dignity
If I needn’t concern myself with hair.
That is how I got this dome
Where no hair can call a home.
The Daily Travesty 