‘Twas a misty night, and Watson
Accompanied by Sherlock Holmes,
Pitched their tent under the stars
And went where dreams do roams.
A couple hours later,
Sherlock shook his friend awake.
He said, “Watson, look above you,
And tell me what observation you can make.”
Watson looked above him
And saw millions of stars.
“If there’s millions of stars above us,
Maybe there are planets with life, like ours.”
Sherlock sighed, annoyed,
And into the woods he went.
“Where are you going?” Watson shouted.
Holmes replied, “To find our tent.”
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