The beaver is an animal
That’s really pretty swell.
It’s Canada’s national animal
And it’s waterproof as well.
Gosh, I love the Beaver
As it slaps its tail on the water,
And it had a television show
Years before Harry Potter.
And guy, I find it snazzy
And I’d venture it’s spiffy too,
That beavers always give a damn
And about them, you can too.
So next time a beaver steals your lunch,
Instead of trying to retrieve it,
Just agree to part with food,
And to the beaver, leave it.
The Daily Travesty 