My name’s Lashawn,
And I ain’t funny.
I think animals are cute:
I have a pet bunny.
I named it rabbit,
‘Cause that’s accurate.
I don’t hit people with chairs.
Instead, in them I sit.
If you pick a fight with me
On a moonless Autumn night,
I’ve got a serious advantage
‘Cause I blend in with darkness (I’m not white).
I believe in doing things
Without a sense of humor.
If you don’t find this funny ’cause it’s racially insensitive,
I hope you get a tumor.
Word.