Two statues stood in a park
Gazing at each other.
One of them was a naked man,
The other his naked lover.
A fairy came to them one day
And gave to them a present.
She let them live like human beings,
(Or at least to live like peasants).
The statues thanked the fairy,
But the fairy warned them this way:
“You must return in fifteen minutes
That’s all the life for today.”
The statues then retired
Into a nearby bush.
Some giggling was audible,
And certain things went “woosh.”
They then returned to the fairy,
Who looked at them quite oddly.
“You still have seven minutes left,
Why not make them as Godly?”
So the statues looked at one another,
And the woman, to the man, said
“Alright, this time I’ll hold the pigeon
And you poop on its head!”
The Daily Travesty 