What I Like To Do

I have lots of hobbies.

I like working with my hands.

I spray my garden with my hose

And spray the fertile lands.

I like to pet the heads of snakes

And hear them hiss with glee.

I like big sandwiches, especially foot-longs,

Because they’re similar to a part of me.

I like long tubes and guys named Richard

Who go by their nicknames.

I like roosters (take a guess why),

And playing all sorts of games.

I also like innuendos,

And I hope you do too.

But if you didn’t, I’ll not fix my mistake,

And you’ll go on thinking this poem blew.

But if you enjoyed what I did

For you this summer eve.

I guarantee I’ll come again,

And with that, I now leave.