Romantus Lycanthropus (Thatus is Latinus)

Yellow teeth
And orange eyes
Shine like fire
Under the full moon.

I try to smile,
Tell some lies,
But all I can say is
“Hey honey. Back so soon?”

My lover plods forwards
With wolfish eyes fixed
On the little pink pocket
At the base of my neck.

I know what I must do.
My feelings aren’t mixed.
It’s her time of the month,
And out I must get the heck.