I quit my job at Burger Giant
And now I’m beating down the door
Of Indeed, Monster, and Jobs.com,
Along with several more.
Then something in me realized
That this process I was hating
Could learn a valuable lesson
From the world of online dating.
I would happily seek employment
Or how ’bout J-Job, FatGuysWork,
If you want to outsource labor
There’s always AsianJobs to try,
For part time jobs: It’s Just ‘Til Lunch.
For waiting tables: Grown Men Don’t Fry.
I understand that on these
The industry won’t pounce,
But as Grandma always said
It’s the thought that counts.