Facial Piercings- An Opinion Poem

If you’re a pretty single woman

But don’t have time to flirt,

Try sticking metal in your face.

Some shrapnel wouldn’t hurt.

And if by chance you’re male

And want metal in your head,

Save yourself some money

And use a shotgun instead.

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