How To Name A Soap Opera

You know how in a setting

Where people have the same name

They add the last initial to the end

And try to make it sound not-lame?

I wonder if such trends apply

To animals as well,

Like if two sheep are named Adam

But one’s an E and one’s an L.

Let’s take it one step farther

And say there are two Adam E’s.

How do you distinguish them?

At this you dare not to sneeze.

So if you’re confused about which sheep

You’re looking for. One is eating and one’s up a tree

You can identify the sheep you want:

It’s Grazin’ Adam E.


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