And It Was On Sale Too!

Sometimes its hard

To find gifts for a friend,

But this week I stumbled

On the be all and end.

I’ve a friend with a fetish

For girls who’ve petite,

Dainty, smooth, delicate,

And sensual feet.

I bought him a 35-inch

Yardstick, which I think is neat

Because he will enjoy

The three unusually-small feet.