Sometimes its hard
To find gifts for a friend,
But this week I stumbled
On the be all and end.
I’ve a friend with a fetish
For girls who’ve petite,
Dainty, smooth, delicate,
And sensual feet.
I bought him a 35-inch
Yardstick, which I think is neat
Because he will enjoy
The three unusually-small feet.
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I have a bit of a fetish
For chicks with webbed feet,
So when I heard of a “duck tape”
I went into heat…
Alas, the tape wasn’t naughty,
Nor even related to a duck.
Then again, when stuck between toes
It makes me feel ready to…
(Poet’s note: I removed some fowl language).
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The Daily Travesty 