So I hear you’re watching Jeopardy
And thinking “hey, that could be me.”
Alas, the auditions passed
And it turns out you weren’t cast.
Sure it’s sad, but cheer up the though!
I’ll cast you for another show.
If you’re good at playing games,
And have trouble remembering names
You’re on the show! Congrats! Yoo hoo!
It’s called “how the heck does that guy know you?”
The Daily Travesty 