We meet as if by fate
As quietly you chew your nails.
As the hour grows so late
We fall asleep and life falls off the rails.
Suddenly I’m in your head.
I listen to the signals your brain sends.
All of your nutrients are mine;
Your means will satisfy my ends!
You ate me up
And I’ll return the favor.
The taste of you’s
My brand new favorite flavor.
And now to you I sing this song
So you will never get me wrong:
I love you! You know it’s true
Even though I’m one inch long.
I hope you can digest the fact
I’ve gotten under your skin.
You’re losing weight, but just you wait
For our life together to begin!
Your pain is mine, and mine is yours.
I hope our love is true,
And even as you try to purge me
I’ll always have a special place inside of you.
You ate me up
And I’ll return the favor.
The taste of you’s
My longtime favorite flavor.
And now to you I sing this song
So you will never get me wrong:
I love you! You know it’s true.
By the way, I’m six feet long. 😉