I just wanted to buy a mattress
And maybe a duvet,
Just make a couple purchases
And then be on my way.
Alas, my shopping journey
Couldn’t just go right.
Instead I had to witness
A brutal pillow fight.
It started with some shuffling
And a bit of pillow fluffing,
But then the pillowcases came off
As they tried to show their stuffing.
Finally the fight was done,
Feathers spilt and shedding.
Next time I’ll be prepared
When I try to buy some bedding.
The Daily Travesty 