Tag Archives: Talent

February 5, 2016 · 9:39 pm

Finding The Next #1 Pick

I’m a talent scout

For your local Mickey-D’s.

I think you may have talent

For stacking bread and meat and cheese,

So if you fail a few more classes

I hope you’ll call me please.

I asked for honest feedback

On my good qualities.

I guess I should be prouder

Of my “unobtrusive sneeze.”

I took a waterskiing lesson,

And I don’t want to gloat,

But they said I had a gift

For being dragged behind a boat.