Mr. Baggins had a ring.
Mr. Potter had a wand.
Me. Stark had armor
That the superhero donned.
The road runner had magic feet.
Gandalf had a staff.
I’d show you my magic item,
But I’m afraid you’d probably laugh.
Mr. Baggins had a ring.
Mr. Potter had a wand.
Me. Stark had armor
That the superhero donned.
The road runner had magic feet.
Gandalf had a staff.
I’d show you my magic item,
But I’m afraid you’d probably laugh.
The Daily Travesty 