I bought a VIP
To UFC
Flying SEA
To JFK.
It’s pricey for me,
But my OG
Said “fly united
“And get a second fight free.”
Tag Archives: UFC
The New Diet (Rated R)
I met a man in an alley,
Seven feet tall, 400 lbs.
He’d just finished his UFC event,
Winning after 19 rounds.
So sure, I look like a pussy
Compared to that guy of seven feet,
But what can I say? At the end of the day
You are what you eat.
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The Daily Travesty 