How to be Batman in 24 Hours

I manage some apartments
And I like to play some cards,
But this week I became batman.
It wasn’t all that hard.

I started by evicting the tenant
In apartment twenty two, man.
She moved away with her twenty cats.
I’d kicked out the Cat Woman.

That very night some friends of mine
Came over to play some poker.
We had a deck of fifty three cards,
So I took out the joker.

What villain will I conquer next
At my apartment in central Maine?
We’ll see, but first I’ll shop a bit
Online at, yes… E-bayne.

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