The Missing Element

I enjoy the first course,

And the second course too.

They were a fine salad

And also fine stew.

But by the third course

I thought “what a waste”

To have a meal in which

I could find no distaste.

So I pulled out my hair

To put in my entree,

And complained about it

When the waiter came my way.

All in all, Chez Fancié

Stood up to its clout.

I hope next time they serve

Something to bitch about.