…Until You Fall Asleep

Is it evil to hate those

Who collide at high speed

And slow down the traffic

On your way to work?

If you type “Lol”

When you mean “I hope you bleed,”

Is that being human

Or being a jerk?

If somebody pokes you

And you grab their head

And crush it with gusto

In an industrial vice,

Or set them on fire

And chant “Presto Combusto”

Is that so wrong?

Ok… I’ll be nice…