Two Weeks To Go…

I expect Yoda’ve heard by know

About an awakening in the force.

I hope it doesn’t take after sand,

Getting everywhere, rough and coarse.

This film will be our only hope

No matter how you Luke at it

To see if a stormtrooper main character

Can manage to make a hit.

I’ll be Red 7 standing by,

Not getting forty winks

To see if JJ Abrams

Gets nicknamed JJ Binks.

And so, though there’s two weeks to go

This poet’s had mesa some funs.

Now this poem’s Finn-ished

And I’ll Leia’ff the puns.