Heyyyyyy Ladies

Message if you want to,
But I’ll save you some time:
I love ’90’s country music
And I don’t want a partner in crime.

If you don’t use “whom correctly”
Or distinguish “your” and “you’re”
Stay friendly with your loneliness
For I won’t be your cure.

I’m a diehard Libertarian
And I earn a poet’s wage.
I’m more honest than you’d like
And look nothing like Nick Cage.

If you’ve endured this poem
Without committing seppuku
Then here is what I will repeat:
Message if you want to.


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